If you were there, you were probably yelled at, offended, cursed off the stage, witness to a beer can peeing and maybe some of my reliable ass crack.
Quick recap of the nights talented ensemble:
Hosting -
Buzzy Rogerio - Cozmo
Chic Rogerio - Eddie Austin
of Shabadelphia They are geniuses, we love them, we want them back all the time, except they have to play to the fucking camera once in a while.
Judges:
The ever primped and pushed up - Joi Foley who single handedly drank a case of pabst herself (as was noted by the end game swaying)
Jeff "Brown" Cuellar - sometimes DJ BROWN sometimes browntownrodeo (what the fuck does that even mean?) and sometimes the most drunk guy with a microphone - not last night, he was very good last night.
and Shab - also from Shabadelphia - this man was so serious about his job as judge he pissed in a pabst can at the table in order not to interrupt the game... actually he was trapped in the corner and couldn't get out, and yes he did piss in the pabst can, and he promised me he got rid of it.
By the end of the night I was dancing, poorly... Wexler played pinball with her body up the block to the house. There was a winner, I don't even know the gender. We are proud to say, we live mixed the event for the first time ever.... We forgot to press record on the back up camera, but we checked the main tape and luckily, Beth is not as retarded as Mark and I and we captured the whole event. Webisodes coming soon!!!
Dawn stayed sane and sober... and this time didn't let me drive.
Anyway, bizarre world ya'll, our little event made it to a London rag called the Guardian UK...
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk
Please support our efforts and come out to the June1st event THE DONKEY PARTY
Because I spend a LOT of money just keeping people drunk enough to run the game.
Also submit to the FLICKER GARDEN - yada yada movies movies beer garden summer Tiberino's (with an e, not a u)
-posted by an amazingly NOT hung over Jew
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