THE DRUNKEN SPELLING BEE

2007-12-04T10:52:00.000-08:00

I'v got cake in my pants!!!!!!!!!!!

Drunken Spelling Oct. 1st 2006

2007-12-02T08:40:00.000-08:00

Tony Spectacular won again and will move onto become a judge in November. The Rogerio Brothers, I only have one word for.... PRICELESS. Scotty was focused, so if you were there, I'm sure we have great footage of you. I pissed off "the bad-ass white guy" from Turbostation, but found a great deal of love for the rest of them (the muslim, the jew and I think the other guy was a Puerto Rican?) anyway, Desiree helped with the judging table, Wexler manned the camera, Brown held the house and Dawn displayed one of the best applause signs outside of the Price is Right.
For some reason the PW and CP won't list us in the free listings, why I don't fucking know, what the hell else is going on on Monday besides mr Amorosi?? Huh?
I was unruly with my water, and if you were soaked I apologize, I was really drunk (and missed my flight the next morning).
There you have it... I will try and actually pay more attention next time.
If anyone gets a hold of the Temple news article on the bee, let us know.
Keep Drinking - Cheers.

LABOR DAY DRUNKEN SPELLING

2007-12-02T08:38:00.000-08:00

Amy Madgar and Angry Mike.... perfect combination for the Rogerio Brothers to bounce off of... It was a mellow crowd and Tony Spectacular took it home... we can no longer give away beer, so the new prize is 50 bucks. Next month... I have a feeling is the event to be at... just a feeling.And on the 17th get yer asses over to the Troc with A.D. and Needles for a special little drunken spelling in the balcony (2 cases of beer is still the prize at this one)...

DRUNKEN SPELLING BEE AUG 6th, I just became

2007-12-02T08:36:00.000-08:00

So, this is what I hear (b/c I had too many shots and don’t remember anything)

Last night’s drunken spelling bee was the best ever, Scotty fell off the table at least twice, Beast Infection judged, and if you know Beast Infection then you’ve probably seen the beer hats and the yellow plastic suits. Take those four fellas place a tub of cold PBR within reach and well, your judges are more or less incoherent before the first round is over.

Bob And Barbara’s won The Best of Philly 2007 for best competitive bar event “The Drunken Spelling Bee”. Comcast on demand has 5 minute spot so maybe the 12 people who saw the Comcast spot showed up, and I think schools getting ready to start so those eager little darlings are back. By 9:30 we had 23 people signed up. I think (fuzzy before it even began) we had about 37 total spellers.

We started the game off with The Rogerio Brother’s f-n dynamite commercial for the event, featuring Tony Spectacular looking a little like a small white Mr. T ready to kill someone. We showed a couple of Rogerio spots and the Eye of the Tiger trailer (I know b/c I heard it) and DJ browntown(rodeo) gave the Beast boys something to dance to. Brown, who for the first time did not judge, was able to hang out and drink . Wexler who was not forced to sit at the table and man an overload of equipment also was able to drink, observe and carry around stealth camera and catch the tiny details that I will regret.

Apparently I let the judges drink the winners 2 cases, but as luck has it, the winner is the beer reps roommate, so he’s in luck. I woke up today with an unidentifiable road rash covering my knee and a ripped pair of pants. I know I tackled someone, It’s almost noon and I still haven’t found out who it was.

Mark appeared a little late in the evening (which means he was not quite as damaged as the rest of us) and with clear eyes could see how close our equipment comes to death by beer every stinking event.

In summary….

The fucking Rogerio Brothers are amazing and genius, Beast Infection came and conquered as I knew they would. Scotty was clearly one of the main attractions and Dawn was the only sane person, per usual, making the whole show happen (and I think will be the only person who we will have to seriously consider postponing if she’s unavailable as none of us are mature enough to make it to the end alive). And apparently I kept everyone in shots.

I learned a very important lesson last night:

a. I am a little too nice when I’m drunk (but because I have the maturity level of a 7 year old, my adoration could possible come out as a tackle)

b. I should not EVER drink whiskey, I am cutting myself off for life.

There will be an article in the City Paper next Thurs in the EVENTS section

OH LAWWWD Drunken Spelling TUES 5/15/06

2007-12-02T08:33:00.000-08:00

This will be brief.... as it is the day after.
If you were there, you were probably yelled at, offended, cursed off the stage, witness to a beer can peeing and maybe some of my reliable ass crack.

Quick recap of the nights talented ensemble:
Hosting -
Buzzy Rogerio - Cozmo
Chic Rogerio - Eddie Austin
of Shabadelphia They are geniuses, we love them, we want them back all the time, except they have to play to the fucking camera once in a while.
Judges:
The ever primped and pushed up - Joi Foley who single handedly drank a case of pabst herself (as was noted by the end game swaying)
Jeff "Brown" Cuellar - sometimes DJ BROWN sometimes browntownrodeo (what the fuck does that even mean?) and sometimes the most drunk guy with a microphone - not last night, he was very good last night.
and Shab - also from Shabadelphia - this man was so serious about his job as judge he pissed in a pabst can at the table in order not to interrupt the game... actually he was trapped in the corner and couldn't get out, and yes he did piss in the pabst can, and he promised me he got rid of it.

By the end of the night I was dancing, poorly... Wexler played pinball with her body up the block to the house. There was a winner, I don't even know the gender. We are proud to say, we live mixed the event for the first time ever.... We forgot to press record on the back up camera, but we checked the main tape and luckily, Beth is not as retarded as Mark and I and we captured the whole event. Webisodes coming soon!!!

Dawn stayed sane and sober... and this time didn't let me drive.

Anyway, bizarre world ya'll, our little event made it to a London rag called the Guardian UK...
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2007/04/11/fighting_strangulation_and_vom.html:

Please support our efforts and come out to the June1st event THE DONKEY PARTY
Because I spend a LOT of money just keeping people drunk enough to run the game.

Also submit to the FLICKER GARDEN - yada yada movies movies beer garden summer Tiberino's (with an e, not a u)

-posted by an amazingly NOT hung over Jew